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DS86DS

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Announcement

Due to an unfortunate incident yesterday, Politics Isle was closed and today threads / content needed to be cleaned up. I would ask all members to comply with the following going forward:

*Do not post images, real names or contact details of private individuals.

* Do not try to circumvent the site censor by editing certain words.

*Do not hijack and / or spam threads, driving them off topic in the process.

*Do not start threads with just a link to social media sites.

*Please keep banter within Politics & Society threads to a minimum, or refrain completely from doing so. The General Chat Thread and Music thread for instance already serve that purpose, so there is no excuse.

Embedding for sites such as Twitter, Telegram, Facebook etc has been removed. In order to see to it that threads are not destroyed and / or dragged off-topic, the OP may send a PM to Admin requesting that xyz individual be thread banned for causing disruption. Such requests will be reviewed and appropriate action taken given the circumstances. Otherwise, hope everybody is enjoying the warm weather!
 

Mowl

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Very good work - all the trash has been removed, and the smell is much fresher as a result.

We previously had to deal with the stench of American capitalism and extreme small man syndrome. Then there was the bang of manure off another farmer type from Cavan. That's still lingering, but then again, this is Ireland: land of the mouth almighty small farmers with just a bucket or a shitting ditch to choose from.

Of course it's only right that Politics Isle had a spring clean - and now we're miles ahead of these other competing sites based in Boston and other shithole little one-horse towns like Dedham.

The underpants brigade of (P)Rick's many trolls also left a stink behind them, but sure what's behind them has stunk for many years anyway, so no worries there.

Well done with the thorough spring clean and for taking it on as one administrator alone. I would advise other sites looking in to do likewise post haste lest the internet police call by to check their credentials. Any fucking around with my name or location will see them bruised and deleted from the intersnots in double quick time.

Thanks you kindly, DS86DS DS86DS - your clean-up was super-efficient, so let's get back to being the Number One discussion site in and out of Ireland. Looking forward to hearing from V Vice-Admiral Con, roc_abilly roc_abilly, Olli Rehn Olli Rehn, and even E Electricity/Jambo(h) over the course of the evening.

Remember: play nice and try not to upset any of the short fat people, the unusually smelly people, the seriously uptight people, and their many minging minions. Minge eaters are also welcome. No Cavan people though, no gooze-gob pickers from Donabate or Lusk who moonlight in Tesco stacking shelves for a living, and knackers who eat out of boxes and buckets.

It was a short but sweet temporary closure, but now we're back bigger, better, stronger, and prettier than ever. Little fat people in Boston who are very fond of a few dozen cheeseburgers to start their day and the general unwashed of dumps like Kingscourt can observe, but never be welcome to post.

That privilege is reserved for Irish gentlemen of highly discerning intellects.

This naturally excludes fat little rotund plastic Paddies abroad with their proclivities for third breakfasts and seventh helpings of dinner.

It's high summer, so those of us with firm and lithe physiques may go swimming in the sea. But the ones who resemble beached whales - not so much. No transvestites allowed either, right? So, to celebrate the grand reopening of the much lauded Politics Isle, let's raise our glasses of this fine vintage to ourselves alone. Fuck the begrudgers. Fuck them all. And don't let the bastards grind you down. Cheers.



 

DS86DS

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With summers like this, it may get to a point in Ireland where buildings need air conditioning. Our homes are built to retain heat and we don't utiltise trees around properties for shade for instance. So the entire building becomes an oven. I've been to hotter countries than Ireland, yet never recall being this uncomfortable.

Then there's the other Catch 22 situation, leave your windows open for air = an invitation for all manner of insects. You just can't win either way.
 

Mowl

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You're right - it's Ireland: one way or the other she's going to piss you off.

But still, allow the discomfort of the intense heat at least settle into you, no matter how sweaty it gets. You KNOW that in around ten weeks time you'll be wishing for even half an hour of the hot stuff.

That's what I love about Finland; Finns are out the door as soon as the sun rises when it's hot. They squeeze every moment out of it and dance their way back into another long winter. But if you're hard enough, even winter has its many joys up here. Thankfully it's not for everyone. Otherwise the scum from counties like Cavan and outer Galway might call by to stink the place out.

Filthy fucking animals, or at least that's what I used to refer them as.

Then I realised that not even animals do what that kind of scum do, they've more self respect.

Simple things. Like washing yourself after another seventeen hours of shoveling shite, or hanging around hypermarket car parks tapping up tips for helping customers find their cars.

These great unwashed are the same thickos who think a wood-burning sauna a hostile place.

They must have terrible relationships with their towels and toothbrushes.

It shows too.

Especially the tight farmer cunts from Cavan with no front teeth: smashed out his face by someone he crossed with his fat mouth and gummy gum-drops mouth. There's one farmer whose land I'd happily stride over and remove what's left his yellow teeth when he has his arm up another poor cow's arse. In fact, he considers that a vacation.

Right now he's trying his best to finish an A/B/D/C options paper designed for children to see if he's smart enough to castrate a bull without killing it. Or himself. Old fart's so fucking loo-law he'd likely lop his own little dead nuts off. Not that it'd be any loss to the world.

If you're uncomfortable in the heat of the sun in beautiful Kildare, the fairest country of them all, then just imagine yourself out on a bog in Cavan - wearing a suit jacket and a jumper over a lumberjack's woolen shirt, slacks with long john underneath, and a pair of shit-stinking wellington boots, calling yourself the lord of the manor?

See?

Summer heat's much better in Kildare now, no?

Plus: get that smell of fresh air and clear water?

You won't get that in Cavan.

Knackers: filthy, dirty, shit-stinking and shit-eating scumbag knackers, the lot of them.

Look, here a few of them: typical Cavan scum, especially the ones out in the Sunday suits for the day, shoveling wet shite, dry shite, their own shite, and proud of it.


 
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Mowl

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Right now he's trying his best to finish an A/B/D/C options paper designed for children to see if he's smart enough to castrate a bull without killing it. Or himself. Old fart's so fucking loo-law he'd likely lop his own little dead nuts off. Not that it'd be any loss to the world.

Hah hah! Just reading about the Cavan farmer who paid out hundreds for a course in playing with bull's ball and hacking them off: drove down to Dublin yesterday (he wore his cap) and he failed his entry exam! What a thicko sap.

Two balls, one bull - and still he gets it wrong!

Pahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

What a twat!
 

Mowl

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Good to see that the government put this plonker on the brief for cannabis legislation, which whether you like it or not, is going to be legalized one way or the other fairly soon. Of course, by putting Frank Fieghan (uber culchie redneck gobshite and violent freak) of Fine Gael onto the issue, we can now sit back and watch the skinny fucker mash his job up like he did that protestor's face when Enda Kenny rolled into town that one day.

This cunt:


When Enda came rolling into town and one local old timer wanted to speak to him, Feighan punched the man in the face. This is the guy they put in charge of weed legislation. Clearly, he needs a spliff to calm himself down, the enormous gobshite he is.

Of course, this being Ireland, the anti-cannabis group lobbying the fucking idiot have managed so far to stay below the radar with only a few on the panel named as doctors working in the various fields of psychiatry, medicine, and slurry fumes. The government have stated that they intend to change the law that allows a lobby panel to remain anonymous, so whoever the rest of them are, they better make a few public statements before the hatchet falls and they're arrested for breaking the law.

There are of course many ultra-conservative types out there firmly against modernising the cannabis laws. The sort with a plot of bog upon which they shovel shite all day and who think themselves 'one louder' than the average muck-spitting Paddy. It'll be a howl watching them see the new laws legalizing weed, and the local lads showing up for work shoveling shite with a spliff hanging out of their mouths.

One way or the other - it's coming.

Get used to it, old Irish - your time's long since since past.

Mine's finally here.

Now keep shoveling - that wet shite isn't going to shovel itself, thicko.
 

Mowl

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Paddy goes to the beach. It's hot out there, right? A nice dip in some cool sea water would be lovely, eh? Of course, when Paddy goes to the beach, he has to bring his car. Like the enormous gobshite he is, he sits there in the car staring at the sea, the sand, the sun, and doesn't know what the fuck to make of it all.




Slathered in suntan and stuck to the faux leather seats, he considers this heat and blue skies as an affront on his delicate pasty skin. If he decides to go into the water he'll roll up his fat man pants and wade in to around shin-deep, then leg it back to the car - horrified to see the mank between his toes washed away by the salt water.

Being a bit of a novice on the beach, he wears his pocket-square on his head to stop the sunburn cooking his thick and dense skull, and any crabs he sees he immediately stamps on, thinking them some alien form of life.

The Journal - home of the daft headline.

'Another sweltering day' they say, after two whole days of unbridled sunshine.

Poor Paddy.
 

Mowl

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Can't you keep this crap to your own blogs (that no one reads)..

Poor auld Jamboh.

Seven thousand three hundred and seventy odd people read me.

Nobody bar Hestia/Shitstick reads you.

And even then it's only because she's a fat sweaty old woman who thinks you must be very young, going by your post content. Anyway, I know it pisses not just you but everyone else blogging in Ireland that you can't match my popularity, wit, style, grace, and love-ability. See, even if you add how many posters on Pish plus P.ie plus Arsefield's (2) plus all the other blogs that have died a death over the last ten years, you still wouldn't add up to even half of the number of followers I have.

So I'm provoking you: because you're an unknown, a bore, and a follower.

Whereas I'm a leader: popular, loved, admired, and frequently quoted.

James Dawson: Oasis lover with a crush on Liam Gallagher, closet gay, loves sweaty old bags like Hestia/Shitstick, never lasts more than a week or so on any blog out there, spends his days and nights trailing after the Mowl trying to figure out how he does it.

It's simple really: I'm smart, you're dumb.

Get used to it.

PS: hey, DS86DS DS86DS - can you please delete this off-topic crap from Jambo(h)? Thanks.
 

Mowl

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Feel free to fuck off any time that suits you.

I can smell that old bag Hestia off you - have you been rummaging in her panties looking for a cock?

I think it's great not having telegram posts: it shuts you the fuck up, you brainless little twat.

You have nothing to say anyway, at least nothing of any interest to the adults.
 
Feel free to fuck off any time that suits you.
Why would I want to stay on a site that is mostly limited to a showcase of your mental illness(es).. paid for by a teenager who's having a (endless) catfight with another teenager on another site (I think you call him 'Mandy') in between posting links to theurinal.ie and South Park videos
 

Mowl

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Why would I want to stay on a site that is mostly limited to a showcase of your mental illness(es).. paid for by a teenager who's having a (endless) catfight with another teenager on another site (I think you call him 'Mandy') in between posting links to theurinal.ie and South Park videos

Because you have no life, right?

No opinions either.

Never mind balls.
 
How's Isle 14.0 going for ya?

Were you really suspended for doxxing or did you forget to pay the meter?

If it was the former then I can only imagine that this place will be an even more desperate reincarnation :)

If you were smart you would have got on with your stupid shit and allowed adult discussion on politics & current affairs. But you're not smart.
 

Mowl

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How's Isle 14.0 going for ya?

Far better than @Pish Jambo(h) is going for you, kid.

Were you really suspended for doxxing or did you forget to pay the meter?

We simply ran out of fifty pence pieces - you ought to know: you're the electric meter.

If it was the former then I can only imagine that this place will be an even more desperate reincarnation :)

And yet here you are.

If you were smart you would have got on with your stupid shit and allowed adult discussion on politics & current affairs.

Poor little kid: lost for words when left to his own devices.

But you're not smart.

Like an electricity meter?

What's it like being such a boring and predictable little stoat?
 

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