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Mowl

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Oh, good fucking jaze on a bike, he's beyond fucking stupid and illiterate, never mind fucking loo-lah.

You HAVE to play this short loop and let it roll a few times for best effect.

'It's about control: C-O-N-T-R-O-L-E - and that's all it is....'

 

DS86DS

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It's hilarious to see how much time Dan spends sucking up to Val, even though Val didn't bother joining Arsefield's until a few months after it was created.

Ever since then he (Val) has been throwing his weight around. Being a member on Arsefield's means having to constantly be on Val's good side. And Dan being a yellow belly just appeases him as he realises there's probably no future for the site otherwise. Dan pays, Val runs the site.
 

Mowl

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Poor Val - he's never going to be allowed to walk away from his transvestite habits.

You should post it on his youtube channel - he has me banned from commenting there.

The oafish lump of shite-coward he is.


 

Mowl

Member
Like the new recruits in the Finnish army, at the age he is now, try giving Val a tent, a knife, and a box of matches and send him out into the forests around the Glen Of Imaal for two nights and three days and see how long he lasts.

All he has to do is set up his tent, find something to eat either by hunting, trapping, or otherwise, then cook it and eat it, and then make it back to base in one piece on the dawn of the third day.

Hopeless - he wouldn't make it through day one.

He'd be pining for his laptop and looking to make another crank video about castrating pigs and eating some frozen fish from Findus he found going cheap at the local Lidl. He's useless.


 

Mowl

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This mumbling gobshite is currently releasing five videos a day, such is the insatiable nature of his twisted ego. Somebody needs to sit this old fart down and tell him what a fucking twat he's making of himself. And his family. Never before have I ever seen such self-satisfied rubbish and laughing stock type gumpf as Val seems to think is his popularity with his current flailing grasp on a long-since passed youth.

Utter fucking moron.

 

Mowl

Member
Gobshite rides again, this time down to the queue at the local supermarket.

Ever get stuck behind the queue with a dithering old lady doing her shopping and the way she has to wait until all her items are checked and piled up and the final tally displayed before she even thinks about digging around in her handbag for small change to pay the bill down to the last brass penny?

Now imagine being stuck behind Val?

He has one index finger in his ear scratching around for wax, and the other in his pants pocket scratching his bollocks. He's looking at everyone else in the queue like Mud there below, his farmer's boots and smelly jumpers wreaking of pig-shit and his hands covered in the after-birth of some dead calf.


His van outside? Jesus fuck, I hope I never find out what's in the back of it.

 

Mowl

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He has the look of a man well used to handling wet shite and a shovel.

Also: if you move your face close enough to the screen, the bang of poop off the cretin is palpable.


 

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