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How To Become An Irish Nationalist

Mowl

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Okay, this one's for the newer members and those with severe learning difficulties. It describes how you too can become an Irish Nationalist just like the esteemed member, Jambo. Oops, sorry, I meant E Electricity. In a few simple steps, this thread will collate all the data extracted from Jambo between yesterday, Sunday 24/07 and today, Monday 25/7. Your utmost attention span is required, but not for very long, so bear with us and within minutes you too can claim to be an Irish Nationalist - in capital letters for added emphasis.

Irish Nationalism is a mysterious dogma. And before we begin, it's important to remember that true followers of true Irish Nationalism find it difficult to express their mission. You can ask them repeatedly what it means to them but only ever meet a brick wall. For further reference please read through the posts beginning here:

https://www.politicsisle.com/index.php?threads/🔥🤬general-chat-thread.1/post-3187

Right through to post here:


When you've finally gotten to grips with all that, the next few steps in becoming the Irish Nationalist of your dreams are quite simple. Even though Irish Nationalism is a strange and difficult to pin down belief system, apparently all it entails - at least according to Jambo, is the necessity of reading and becoming a fan of an English bloke by the name of Mormon or something like that, along with another little drip of English bitter, Dave Wool. By subscribing to and becoming a fan of these two Englishmen, Jambo insists you automatically BECOME an Irish Nationalist simply by copying their daily rambles about this and that in English life onto whatever website will have you. In this case, it's Politics Isle, home of the bizarre entity that is James Dawson, Irish Nationalist of several months at the very least.

I tried it myself but found it rather a waste of time trying to equate English nationalism with its Irish counterpart. As the single loudest voice of Irish nationalism on Politics Isle, I have tried my utmost to have Jambo explain to us how and what the actions of the typical Irish nationalist are. To the best of my recollection, you don't have to actually DO anything. Simply believing in Irish Nationalism makes you an Irish nationalist, I think.

I know some of you will find it difficult to stomach the notion of having to kiss the arse of some English bloke before you become a true Irish nationalist, but trust me: if you do it, then you can spend the rest of your life deflecting any and all questions put to you about your stance, what it means to you, how you enact it, and why it's pretty cool and snazzy being something you don't actually understand. Again, if you're confused, just ask him yourself. I tried, Lord knows I tried around forty-seven times over two days to get him to describe what Irish Nationalism is, what it means to him, how he lives it out and exactly what it's going to change in the current paradigm.

Good luck with that, by the way.

So, here are the basic instructions to set you on your path to true Irish Nationalism.

(1) Reboot your computer and clear your recent history.

(2) Enter the names: Morgoth, England - followed by the name: David Woods, Great Britain into the Telegram app.

(3) Read what you see and memorize it, there'll be questions later.

(4) Copy the links to said English Nationalists and post them on an Irish discussion site.

(5) You are now, technically at least - a Grade One Irish Nationalist.

(6) If anyone asks what the fuck this English bloggers shit's about, tell them to fuck off and post a song by Oasis.

(7) If anyone asks you why you're an Irish Nationalist and what it involves, troll them by changing the subject.

(8) You are now a Grade Two Irish Nationalist, please pass GO and collect two hundred English pounds.

(9) If any of this confuses you, please direct your queries to: Morgon McTelegram O'Tweety.

(10) If he's not available to answer your questions, then send them to Dave Woods, England.
And there you have it. You are now a fully fledged Irish Nationalist. The great thing about Irish Nationalism is that you don't have to talk about it. It's like Fight Club. You can join, but you can't leave. You can claim to be the best Irish Nationalist there is and nobody will counter you about it. You can then go online and rabbit on and on about it while never actually revealing what it is, what it means, what it entails, or for how long it lasts.

Welcome to Irish Nationalism, you are now standing in line with Jambo Dawson, the original and bestest Irish nationalist with a few mangy arrows to sling. One word of warning: never ever claim to be an Irish Nationalist to anybody else who isn't one themselves. This way you get to keep the secret code to Irish nationalism.

Great, isn't it?


 
Irish Nationalism is a mysterious dogma.
https://www.politicsisle.com/index.php?threads/🔥🤬general-chat-thread.1/page-4#post-3227

And before we begin, it's important to remember that true followers of true Irish Nationalism find it difficult to express their mission. You can ask them repeatedly what it means to them but only ever meet a brick wall. For further reference please read through the posts beginning here:

https://www.politicsisle.com/index.php?threads/🔥🤬general-chat-thread.1/post-3187
I've made hundreds (if not thousands) of posts about nationalism.. I was truly astonished to discover that you're completely clueless and at the risk of going out on a limb.. I suspect that you may be the only one.

Right through to post here:

I see that you didn't heed my advice:

"I think the best thing I can advise you is to stop thinking of me as an "Irish nationalist" as opposed to a nationalist who's Irish. I don't expect that to bring any enlightenment but it might retard your confusion."

When you've finally gotten to grips with all that, the next few steps in becoming the Irish Nationalist of your dreams are quite simple. Even though Irish Nationalism is a strange and difficult to pin down belief system, apparently all it entails - at least according to Jambo, is the necessity of reading and becoming a fan of an English bloke by the name of Mormon
Your link is a forwarded post by Morgoth, who's English, written by another nationalist, Millennial Woes, who's Scottish. I'm Irish.

or something like that, along with another little drip of English bitter, Dave Wool.
No idea who that is (there's no content on the channel anyway).

By subscribing to and becoming a fan of these two Englishmen, Jambo insists you automatically BECOME an Irish Nationalist simply by copying their daily rambles about this and that in English life onto whatever website will have you. In this case, it's Politics Isle, home of the bizarre entity that is James Dawson, Irish Nationalist of several months at the very least.

I tried it myself but found it rather a waste of time trying to equate English nationalism with its Irish counterpart. As the single loudest voice of Irish nationalism on Politics Isle, I have tried my utmost to have Jambo explain to us how and what the actions of the typical Irish nationalist are. To the best of my recollection, you don't have to actually DO anything. Simply believing in Irish Nationalism makes you an Irish nationalist, I think.

I know some of you will find it difficult to stomach the notion of having to kiss the arse of some English bloke before you become a true Irish nationalist, but trust me: if you do it, then you can spend the rest of your life deflecting any and all questions put to you about your stance, what it means to you, how you enact it, and why it's pretty cool and snazzy being something you don't actually understand. Again, if you're confused, just ask him yourself. I tried, Lord knows I tried around forty-seven times over two days to get him to describe what Irish Nationalism is, what it means to him, how he lives it out and exactly what it's going to change in the current paradigm.

Good luck with that, by the way.

So, here are the basic instructions to set you on your path to true Irish Nationalism.

(1) Reboot your computer and clear your recent history.

(2) Enter the names: Morgoth, England - followed by the name: David Woods, Great Britain into the Telegram app.

(3) Read what you see and memorize it, there'll be questions later.

(4) Copy the links to said English Nationalists and post them on an Irish discussion site.

(5) You are now, technically at least - a Grade One Irish Nationalist.

(6) If anyone asks what the fuck this English bloggers shit's about, tell them to fuck off and post a song by Oasis.

(7) If anyone asks you why you're an Irish Nationalist and what it involves, troll them by changing the subject.

(8) You are now a Grade Two Irish Nationalist, please pass GO and collect two hundred English pounds.

(9) If any of this confuses you, please direct your queries to: Morgon McTelegram O'Tweety.

(10) If he's not available to answer your questions, then send them to Dave Woods, England.
And there you have it. You are now a fully fledged Irish Nationalist. The great thing about Irish Nationalism is that you don't have to talk about it. It's like Fight Club. You can join, but you can't leave. You can claim to be the best Irish Nationalist there is and nobody will counter you about it. You can then go online and rabbit on and on about it while never actually revealing what it is, what it means, what it entails, or for how long it lasts.

Welcome to Irish Nationalism, you are now standing in line with Jambo Dawson, the original and bestest Irish nationalist with a few mangy arrows to sling. One word of warning: never ever claim to be an Irish Nationalist to anybody else who isn't one themselves. This way you get to keep the secret code to Irish nationalism.

Great, isn't it?


 

Mowl

Member

Ah yes - the link with no added description: classic Irish nationalism.

I've made hundreds (if not thousands) of posts about nationalism.. I was truly astonished to discover that you're completely clueless and at the risk of going out on a limb.. I suspect that you may be the only one.

Step two: the classic whataboutery and general distraction from the issue.

I see that you didn't heed my advice:

Step three: act like you're trying to help the other person understand the indescribable.

"I think the best thing I can advise you is to stop thinking of me as an "Irish nationalist" as opposed to a nationalist who's Irish. I don't expect that to bring any enlightenment but it might retard your confusion."

Step four: keep going around in circles - that'll learn 'em.

Your link is a forwarded post (from Morgoth) by another nationalist, Millennial Woes, who's Scottish.

Step five: make small beer about English nationalists being different to Scottish nationalists.

No idea who that is (there's no content on the channel anyway.

Become as finickity as you can about shit that doesn't matter even remotely to the issue at hand.

Anything BUT answer the question.

You're now a Grade Three Irish Nationalist: you get to point out that the flag above is actually a Cameroonian flag, not an Irish Nationalist one. You can jump seven more hurdles at this point by posting a video by Oasis Liam Gallagher's new band - the one without his brother in it.
 
Ah yes - the link with no added description
"What's your definition of nationalism, what do you think an "Irish nationalist" should be concerned with today? Reading books on Irish history, old Indo articles?"

Step two: the classic whataboutery and general distraction from the issue.



Step three: act like you're trying to help the other person understand the indescribable.



Step four: keep going around in circles - that'll learn 'em.



Step five: make small beer about English nationalists being different to Scottish nationalists.
That's not what I was doing you powerhouse of stupidity

Become as finickity as you can about shit that doesn't matter even remotely to the issue at hand.

Anything BUT answer the question.

You're now a Grade Three Irish Nationalist: you get to point out that the flag above is actually a Cameroonian flag, not an Irish Nationalist one. You can jump seven more hurdles at this point by posting a video by Oasis Liam Gallagher's new band - the one without his brother in it.
 

Mowl

Member
"What's your definition of nationalism, what do you think an "Irish nationalist" should be concerned with today? Reading books on Irish history, old Indo articles?"

Translation: Irish history is boring - Irish nationalism is exciting and new.

That's not what I was doing you powerhouse of stupidity

Step Five: act like the person asking you difficult questions you can't answer is themselves clueless.
 

Mowl

Member
Step Six: when all else fails, add a facepalm emoji - that'll get them off your back for a while.
 
By the way, in the exchange in the GCT that Mowl is urging everyone to read (I don't know why he had to start a separate thread here to further humiliate himself) he said that because of his eh, activist blogging efforts, for which he believes he got a few votes for a, sadly unelectable, NP candidate that -

"The NP member did well and made lots of new supporters as well as raising awareness that we actually have a nationalist party at all."

He also said that -

"I consider the Irish national party in its current form a right shower of gobshites."

And furthermore, previously he said that he considers the NP to be - "a boiling fervour of discrimination and racism."

So my question is, considering the first quote, just what kind of a "nationalist party" does Mowl consider the NP would be after he was finished with it (in his wildest far left, anti-Irish dreams)?
 

Mowl

Member
The Amazing Jambo - Ireland's top Irish nationalist, replies to me by sending me my own posts which I sent to him. Brilliant stuff, his best work so far today.

This is actually Step Five all over again - except in reverse.
 
And my message to the NP is simple - with friends like Mowl who needs enemies?

Ban him, shut him the fuck out, do not let any member talk to him.

He's on here, day in, day out, slandering yez off (behind your back) calling you all a bunch of racists and discriminationists.

And although I don't think he's in the employ of the state (no one would employ him) he's BFFs with Ireland's equivalent of the UK's Hope not Hate, his best pal on these fora is the rabid anti-white, anti-free speech eh, activist, Rory O'Connor AKA roc-a-bye-baby. He's no friend of Irish nationalism and should be treated accordingly.

 

roc_abilly

Member
:rolleyes:

Jambo is to "nationalism" what Scooby doo is to monsters.

Morgoth and Keith Woods and friends just have to throw our Jambo a few Scooby snacks or memes and he rolls over for them with a "Ruh-roh, Rorgoth, roo rany roreigners...

And runs off howling with his tail between his legs, and a bowl of pasta upside down on his head.

Would you do it for a Scooby Snack, Jambo?

Jambo, like Scooby, and like children, likes to think that he's brave. But when push comes to shove it's only grannies in the supermarket he's up for terrorising (over what his muses told him he has to call "the coof".)

That's about the size of it. Get fucked Jambo. 👍
 

roc_abilly

Member
... it's telling that you think there is, or should be, a fundamental difference between our nationalism on account of him being English and me being Irish, there isn't...
I think we know well enough the pattern of your so called "nationalism" - it is basically just a pattern of dumb disciplehood in thrall to a certain current emanating primarily from the UK.

Currents most visible in such events occuring in the UK as say (just a random illustration).


But the primary thing that strikes people about how you conduct yourself on here as such a disciple as you are is you make these ideas you have latched onto inert, and characterised by pedantry and routine.

And it also makes wildly striking the lack of your own intellectual self development. (I suppose that is characteristic of the vast majority of your fellow disciples.)

Now fuck off Jambo and sort your own life out first before you presume to sort anyone else's out. There's a good child.
 
I think we know well enough the pattern of your so called "nationalism" - it is basically just a pattern of dumb disciplehood in thrall to a certain current emanating primarily from the UK.
Oh so it's the UK now is it? Can we expect you to cut back on pictures of Dylann Roof? 🤔

Currents most visible in such events occuring in the UK as say (just a random illustration).

LOL @ The Guardian

Btw, Tommy Robinson did a eh, expose on Hope not Hate which was released recently, did you watch it?

I watched a little bit of it (it's quite long). One of the things I recall is how Hope not Hate bribe and blackmail people.. which is more eh, problematic for the fake news media (or indeed the government), a very dirty organisation.
 

roc_abilly

Member
Oh so it's the UK now is it? Can we expect you to cut back on pictures of Dylann Roof? 🤔
Everyone sees through your trite predictable "nitpicking".

Obviously the internet is largely an Anglo-US phenomenon, and particularly so from the perspective of your world-view.

But if we wanted to try and untangle the detail of the channel and net involved in the propagating the ideas that imbue the likes of you or Dylann Roof, well there are studies we could spend days immersed in. E.g.

 
Everyone sees through your trite predictable "nitpicking".

Obviously the internet is largely an Anglo-US phenomenon, and particularly so from the perspective of your world-view.

But if we wanted to try and untangle the detail of the channel and net involved in the propagating the ideas that imbue the likes of you or Dylann Roof, well there are studies we could spend days immersed in. E.g.

What are you on about mate? 🤔
 
Btw you'll notice that it's - different day, same shit with auld Rory.

The caricatures vary to an extent. The one of me as some youngster being led astray by shady and nefarious characters on the internet is a common one. But all of them are just a product of the stupid & infantile shit he reads on the internet, ironically enough. Anti-whites are such an embarrassment (to themselves).
 

Mowl

Member
Oh so it's the UK now is it?

Yes, your spiritual home.

LOL @ The Guardian

LOL @ LOL

Btw, Tommy Robinson did a eh, expose on Hope not Hate which was released recently, did you watch it?

Fuck no.

Are you serious?

I watched a little bit of it (it's quite long). One of the things I recall is how Hope not Hate bribe and blackmail people.. which is more eh, problematic for the fake news media (or indeed the government), a very dirty organisation.

Did you watch The Magic Roundabout for afters?

And my message to the NP is simple - with friends like Mowl who needs enemies?

The NP aren't even aware you exist.

Why would they?

Ban him, shut him the fuck out, do not let any member talk to him.

Jambo, try building your own site and banning me from it.

You know you want to.

You have fuck all else to do with yourself and your time.

He's on here, day in, day out, slandering yez off (behind your back) calling you all a bunch of racists and discriminationists.

Are you addressing the member here or are you talking to the NP?

The NP member in my community knows exactly how I view Barrett. She neither agrees nor disagrees with me on him but she most certainly does bow to my position within my community.

And again: nobody knows who you are or cares what you think.

Mainly because you're an imbecile.

And although I don't think he's in the employ of the state (no one would employ him) he's BFFs with Ireland's equivalent of the UK's Hope not Hate, his best pal on these fora is the rabid anti-white, anti-free speech eh, activist, Rory O'Connor AKA roc-a-bye-baby. He's no friend of Irish nationalism and should be treated accordingly.

See? It's stupid shit like this that caused this thread, a dedication to lampooning your childish ignorance, that fills in anyone who needs to know exactly how fucking dumb you are. You're not a nationalist, you're not even a full person - you're a dole head. Unemployed, useless, and angry.

Who wants to deal with that?

By the way, in the exchange in the GCT that Mowl is urging everyone to read (I don't know why he had to start a separate thread here to further humiliate himself)

No - it's humiliating you, Jambo.

And being the narcissist you are, you fell for it: hook, line, and plonker.

he said that because of his eh, activist blogging efforts, for which he believes he got a few votes for a, sadly unelectable, NP candidate that -

"The NP member did well and made lots of new supporters as well as raising awareness that we actually have a nationalist party at all."

Correct - that's exactly what happened: she went from complete unknown to a local household name overnight.

Again: can you tell the readers how you enact YOUR nationalism?

Or would you rather obfuscate and dither?

He also said that -

"I consider the Irish national party in its current form a right shower of gobshites."

Also correct - and that's going to continue so long as mini-me is party leader.

Look at it like SF knowing Adams had to go before their one foot in the door gained them any further traction. Same applies with Barrett and the NP. he's never going to see the inside the portals of Leinster House. The gallery maybe, the guests bar, maybe.

But there it ends.

And furthermore, previously he said that he considers the NP to be - "a boiling fervour of discrimination and racism."

It's good to know you're avidly reading my take on local/national matters in Ireland, from the comfort of my home on the other side of Europe. You're just one of seven thousand and four hundred more confused people looking for answers.

So my question is, considering the first quote, just what kind of a "nationalist party" does Mowl consider the NP would be after he was finished with it (in his wildest far left, anti-Irish dreams)?

I don't believe the NP in its current form are going anywhere bar youtube.

Barrett might hang a few more NP slogans and banners on the fly-overs of your main roads, but you know that if he gets his way then that's not all that'll be hung.

LOL @ Rory doing his Daithi impression

LOL at Jambo - cornered and wailing like a baby with a spaghetti bowl as a crown of thorns.

What are you on about mate?

You have no mates here.

Btw you'll notice that it's - different day, same shit with auld Rory.

Says little Jambo - who's utterly incapable of answering a simple question.

Four days later.

The caricatures vary to an extent. The one of me as some youngster being led astray by shady and nefarious characters on the internet is a common one.

Because it's true.

But all of them are just a product of the stupid & infantile shit he reads on the internet, ironically enough.

Says the kid glued to his internet all day, every day - his latest ruse in trying to intimidate anybody new from joining by planting his avatar on the Members Online box and trying to appear malevolent.

Did you or did you not pluck your quotes off the internet, from English lads?

Anti-whites are such an embarrassment (to themselves).

You read like an ad for Shane McGowan's new line of national Irish toothpaste.

Simpleton.
 
Mowl Mowl, instead of writing reams of your usual unintelligible tripe, why don't you just answer the question I asked you about the NP?

You appear to think that it was a good thing that "awareness was raised" that we have a "nationalist party at all".. But you also think that the NP is a "boiling fervour of racism and discrimination".. So what kind of a "nationalist party" do you think the NP should be? Do you know anything about nationalism? 🤔
 

Mowl

Member
Mowl Mowl, instead of writing reams of your usual unintelligible tripe, why don't you just answer the question I asked you about the NP?

I asked first: how do you enact your nationalism and what does that enactment entail?

What form does your nationalism take?

What are the first three things you would do as a nationalist if you had office to?
 

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